Corner Deli, Hackney
Corner Deli
121 - 123 Mare St
Hackney
E8
020 8986 9325
by Blake Pudding
“Ahh the present continuous, most annoying of all newly fashionable tenses,” I mused at notorious East London charlatan Samuel J. Fouracre whilst we awaited our breakfast. At the Corner Deli they do not merely use organic produce but, according to their menu, are using it the whole time. It is as if they are saying “oh look at me using organic produce, how big’s your carbon footprint, mine’s tiny.” It reminds me of those people who say that they are loving your shoes. It is more about their loving than your shoes. It smacks of self-importance.
I knew we had made a mistake when I saw that the window was crammed with dull packets trumpeting their organic origin. My full breakfast, when it finally arrived, was not impressive: a tomato warmed rather than grilled; two eggs, cooked on the bottom, not on the top, two slices of toast made from cardboard bread, one tiny piece of not very tasty bacon and one small sausage that tasted of rancid leeks and repeated on me all day. There were mushrooms too. Sam went off-piste with poached eggs and two of those loathsome sausages. Was this stuff organic? I don’t care. Was it expensive? Of course. Was it delicious? No, it was fucking awful. This place is a classic example of the cynical café, run with no sense of largesse or hospitality, hiding its dreadfulness behind an organic fig leaf. We were not loving this place.
121 - 123 Mare St
Hackney
E8
020 8986 9325
by Blake Pudding
“Ahh the present continuous, most annoying of all newly fashionable tenses,” I mused at notorious East London charlatan Samuel J. Fouracre whilst we awaited our breakfast. At the Corner Deli they do not merely use organic produce but, according to their menu, are using it the whole time. It is as if they are saying “oh look at me using organic produce, how big’s your carbon footprint, mine’s tiny.” It reminds me of those people who say that they are loving your shoes. It is more about their loving than your shoes. It smacks of self-importance.
I knew we had made a mistake when I saw that the window was crammed with dull packets trumpeting their organic origin. My full breakfast, when it finally arrived, was not impressive: a tomato warmed rather than grilled; two eggs, cooked on the bottom, not on the top, two slices of toast made from cardboard bread, one tiny piece of not very tasty bacon and one small sausage that tasted of rancid leeks and repeated on me all day. There were mushrooms too. Sam went off-piste with poached eggs and two of those loathsome sausages. Was this stuff organic? I don’t care. Was it expensive? Of course. Was it delicious? No, it was fucking awful. This place is a classic example of the cynical café, run with no sense of largesse or hospitality, hiding its dreadfulness behind an organic fig leaf. We were not loving this place.
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27 Comments:
I don't live far from The Corner and have often peered out of the streaky windows of the 277 to consider the odd little caf, the entrance of which looks a bit like the exterior of the log flume at Gullivers Kingdom.
I've been twice. First time was fuckin great actually, properly chargrilled tasty sausages and loads of piping hot tasty bacon, alright it doesn't look that great, but the food was fine. Last time I went (a few weeks back) I was disappointed, standards have slipped. More beans had been tipped onto the plate to try to disguise the lack of other more substantial ingredients, and it just didn't taste as good. Not a patch on Mess or Premises.
On an aside. What's going on with Mare Street, generally? Have you seen AMP? It's an abomination of what was once an alright boozer. And the Dolphin? They're now charging 7 pounds to get in apparently.
£7 to get into the Dolphin? Last time i was there they were charging £7 to get out.
The Corner did have the feel of hard-won laurels being relaxed upon. Your are right, when in Hackney, head for Mess.
Has anyone noticed that Little Georgia has reopened near Hackney City Farm? That place, along with Mess, is what we should expect from a local cafe. Not a pale imitation of Starbucks, without the service or convenience.
Yes, spotted it this morning as I trundled past.
LRB must review!
It's on the list.
Malcolm
Has anyone checked out Climpson & Sons, or I think it's actually called Burgel? Broadway Market, near the Cat and Mutton.
Yeah ,
Climpsons is a great cafe, turning out some really nice food now as well as fantastic coffee. If you want some brerakfast go there, you cant get a fry up but they do these really amazing home syle beans with chorizo.
This fine establishment has successfully delivered 3 of the 4 worst breakfast experiences of my life.
It once made me give up smoking
The cheese with Omelette
The watered down fresh orange juice
The tasteless bacon. Where do they put this stolen taste?
I must say I avoided The Corner for a long time thinking that it looked a bit too earnest in its pushing of organic fare to really produce interesting food. However one day laziness prevailed and I popped in for a veggie breakfast and was more than pleasnatly surprised. The ambience is much more than you would expect from the outside and I have returned several times and never been disappointed.
I much say I prefer it to Mess, but then I am slightly allergic to queueing for tables...
I've been to the corner few times in the past and I was really disappointed with the quality of their food and lack of friendliness with staff and I've stopped going, recently I've decided to go back and I've noticed a changed in their quality and service.I also noticed that there's new guy in the kitchen this might be why the food has got much much better Which is good value for money and also the service has improved a lot which is handy and I can now pop in on my break knowing I'm not going to get back to work late.I now recommend the corner to all my workmates.
I agree the waiter is very very slow but the quality of the food has definately changed,The blond girl is very friendly and helpful,food is much much better,they need to improve service on the counter,apart from that I will keep visiting the corner with the family on weekend and recommend it to collegues.
Hi guys I used to work for the corner,their products are not what they say they are,,most of his ingredients come from Iceland
also his stockrooms and kitchen are manifested with mice and rodents....
eek! I've just arranged to meet somewhere tomoorw because it's so close to my meeting before hand..Shall eat before i arrive!
hy guys im a client of the corner and i was desgusted af what i saw there the food is terrible the service is miserable the there and the blondy girl is the same like the service. To be onest i dont go back there since i had a bad experience with them.Oh i forget to say the guy with the glasses make me sick when i see him he try to go aout with every girl
This place used to be quite nice, although recently seems to have gone downhill.
They used to serve a gluten-free museli which was really nice. However last time I went in, I was told they no longer do this and when I asked what on the menu was gluten-free I just got a blank look and was offered something with rye bread instead.
Not helpful at all. Nor the kind of service that I would expect for the prices they charge! I don't think i shall be returning.
i belive what u say because i had the same problem and the staff wich is working there is the same are all some people who sleep all the time i cant understandhow can people go there
Service slow, and I recommend that you be ready to revisit the counter to tell them that you're wanting to get service.
I don't like the fact that they don't give out a closing time, so you takes your pot luck as to whether or not they'll be open in the early evening.
The best things in the cafe are the free wifi and the fact that most of the time there are plenty of places to sit and read or work.
The teas are good, and I've had good freshly-made fruit juices in the past (don't know if they still make that).
I wouldn't recommend having a meal there.
Last time I went in I had a pretty scrumptious slice of apple pie with custard, but I asked for it to be hot, and they actually brought me cold pie and a dribble of hot custard. I took it back and said it wasn't what I asked for & asked for it to be put into the microwave. When the waitress brought it back it wasn't very hot but warm enough to be pleasant, and they'd added more custard.
Horrible service,mess all over the place,dirty sticky tables,unpleasant staff,poor quality food...and the worst cappucino I've ever had.High prices though.
P.S.:The state of the toilets simply cannot be described by words!
the badest cafe from all london
i just went there once and after i eat there i felt sick one week
i was just to one step to go to hospital so if someoane go there to be careful can be verry dangerus
i think they are putting wather in the juices
im sure u have right
i find hair in the omlette
the smell from inside is like a toilet
Very bad place to work and its getting worst
the owners are horrible and greedy
the worst is the guy at the kitchen
but what goes around comes around
Very bad place to work and its getting worst
the owners are horrible and greedy
the worst is the guy at the kitchen
but what goes around comes around
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