St. Christopher's Place
by Emmanuel Petit-Déjeuner
"Oh, I was just saying the breakfast in here is quite..."
"...actually. OK, they've dressed up eggs and bacon and toast in 84 different non-inflected Indo- European dialects...but the eggs are buttery and the mushrooms Briatore-rich, the pastries crumple obligingly and the pancetta is as salty as an anchovy's..."
"...and just as crispy. And you've got to admit, the Colazione Magnifica sounds a million times more awesome than its maiden name the Full Italian. Add to that regal prosciutto, bitchin' Bicerin and the Rubenesque splendour of the deli counter, and really the only thing crashing the party is the terrible..."
"The what now?"
"THE ACOUSTICS, MAN, THE ACOUSTICS! I mean, who's their barista - Michael J..."