The London Review of Breakfasts

"Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper." (Francis Bacon)

Friday, July 28, 2006

Kika, Highbury

228 St Pauls Road

by Dr Sigmund Fried

Dreadlocks, vegans, trustafarians, people who play the bongos in parks, trance, didgeridoos, scented candles, dreamcatchers, capoeira, juggling, Leo Hickman, headscarves, yoga and the piety - oh sweet Bachus, the piety. These are just some of the terrible things that ran through my still wet brain on entering Kika, based on the décor (like a particularly vivid Howard Hodgkin), the music (Zero 7/Lamb/Morcheebaaaarrggghhh) and the furniture (Elvis in Hawaii). It's fair to say I was in a mildly misanthropic mood.

I gingerly opened a menu. Great, they do a cooked breakfast. But what's this in the small print? Vogel bread? Organic, homemade baked beans? It's healthy! Nnnoooooooooooo!!! Why, for the love of Agamemnon, I thought, would anyone do this, when it contradicts everything us Brits have ever believed in? It's perverse!!

15 minutes later I had my answer - that is to say I'd eaten my answer and loved it. While the bread and beans were perfectly pleasant, it was the regulars (sausage, bacon, egg) that made it so good, being of a high (organic) quality not normally found in a £5 breakfast. A distinct lack of grease, it turns out, is actually a good thing for the fragile constitution. Weird.

Taking in my surroundings again, this time with a feeling of wellbeing and contentment, I couldn't help notice how lovely the bright, vivid paint work was, how quaint the wonky wooden furniture was, how the soothing jazz cigarette music calmed one's spirit, and how lavishly fecund the garden at the back was.

In fact, the only twist too far, even with my new-found cynic-free disposition, was the red bush tea that came instead of the builders that I so craved. Healthy or not, red bush tea tastes like feet. Oh, and public bongo players can still f*** right off as well.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make no mistake, there are no dreadlocks or trustafarians in Kika, simply because the food is unaffordable for certain social classes. Kika clearly is an upper middle-class place, where only a select few can pay for the ambiance and the freshly squeezed organic juices.
Nor is it sophisticated. Any regular may have noticed that the same canned jazz music has been playing for years and years. It is almost like a theme-park soundtrack. There is just one single CD that gets played over and over again. The juxtaposition of jazz (experimental, liberating, unconventional)and this soulless repetition makes the music played almost absurd. This restaurant is a pretentious farce.

2:35 PM, July 31, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear J Rabhinder,

If you hate it so much, why are you a regular, which as you point out, you would need to be to know about the repetition.


It is £5 for a breakfast: i refer you to The Maze Grill for a pretentious, upper-middle class breakfast.

That is all.

2:49 PM, July 31, 2008  
Blogger Krusty Walk said...

plus he clearly doesn't know what a trustafarian is

6:04 PM, November 21, 2008  

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